What's stopping you from running away and joining the circus?

I've studied string theory. Reality on the most fundamental level is a tacky 1980s Memphis Milano pattern. This is what it looks like if you zoom in all the way:

Enter the gate of the infinite

Surfers are the real coastal elites

I'm so happy someone finally reached me about my car's extended warranty

Extrovert? Introvert? Call em what you will, I just call them perverts

I don't enjoy things that are boring or tedious, I must have ADHD. I need to do speed

Tried busking for the first time. A couple hot girls flirted with me but no one gave me a dollar. Probably because I suck at guitar.

Explain yourself to him

The simple ability of believably putting on enthusiasm goes stupidly far compared to technical skill.

No matter the position you're in, God has prepared you for what needs to be done.

Last time I tripped I met a dude from PragerU

Art gallery- warped, faceless human figures, twisted and crumpled hunks of metal, your typical abstract paint blotches, cowboy motifs

I don't need your filthy lucre I'm a family man

Down with Bob's Big Boy