Losses I can take, signing Antony is the real sackable offence

De Gea is still jobless. He could probably just turn up at Carrington tomorrow and they'd pretend like he never left

Onana is fucking terrible holy shit

Sancho has been here two seasons had three different managers and they have all rated him about the same. You lot need to let go of his Dortmund highlight reels and accept that he is just not built for this

Mike Dean on commentary in the span of 30 seconds went from saying he'd have given the penalty to saying it should be overturned 😭😭 these lot genuinely don't have a fucking clue

Why do football fans act like transfer fees go into their pocket? 100m for Salah does nothing for a Liverpool fan. John Henry's wife's plastic surgeon will see more of that money than their transfer budget will. She's getting new tits before they get a new RW

Man Utd getting praised for releasing him when they supposedly ran a whole investigation and decided to bring him back. It took social media backlash just to do the right thing. Such a horribly ran club

Chelsea fans don't even know the result, they're all sat refreshing Fabrizio's TL

Maguire confirming his mentality and character, as if we didn't already know. Would rather rot on our bench for a few extra quid than captain a good PL side like West Ham. Fucking joke of a player

Crazy penalty decision ngl. Onana hit him with a clothesline from hell

Neymar to PSG is the worst transfer of all time. Stalled his own career and ruined the market forever

De Gea's new contract will be my 9/11

Ending of Messi's career being remembered for a World Cup win. Ending of Ronaldo's career being remembered for an interview with Piers Morgan

MESSI GOATTTTTTTT

We need to send flowers to Rabiot's mum for being such a bitch