Some of the worst staffers you’ll ever meet in your life have never lost a race because their true skill is getting hired on the winning campaign, not getting candidates elected.

Big debates are obviously around steroids (gear, no gear // natural vs. enhanced) and the big ‘in’ things right now seem to be calling workouts “science-based” and “hybrid training” which people really use to mean lifting weights AND running.

There’s a guy famous in this subculture for having large lateral muscles; his schtick is that he flares them in and like a Jurassic Park dinosaur, usually while dancing to viral songs. And it’s genuinely impressive!

I’ve crossed some threshold on IG that took me past general fitness related content and deposited me deep into the bodybuilding & weight lifting side of the app. I feel like an anthropologist spying on creatures in the wild.

The Duke and Duchess have a real chemistry that is absolutely undeniable.

**David Attenborough Voice**

The Influencers have taken their yearly migration to Coachella Valley for song and revelry, leaving the gyms and brunch spots unattended—but not for long.

Best weekend in LA is Coachella and so of course it's going to be raining so I can't even enjoy the emptier city.

hey Secretary Pete Buttigieg - i had a flight delay today that would've impacted my ability to catch my connecting flight, but thanks to aviation consumer protections your team at DOT enabled, i was able to rebook quickly and seamlessly. thanks for advocating for the traveling public! ❤️

Nobody asked, but the best Southern accents are, in a very particular order:

1. Western North Carolina/Tennessee
2. Louisiana
3. Georgia
4. South Carolina/Virginia
5. Texas
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28. Panhandle Florida

We’ve reached the part of the weight loss journey where I don’t always lose weight every week, but I do get stronger? It’s probably time for me to reset personal expectations.

So you write copy for a candidate who couldn’t pick Taylor Swift out of a lineup that makes a deep cut Gaylor reference because you know it’ll get engagement and because even if voters and donors know it’s not authentic, they also know it’s not for them—it’s for the Algorithm.

It’s no longer just about finding the right words for your donors or voters, it’s about finding the correct words, phrases, behaviors, or formats for the Algorithm—and if you don’t, you won’t even be allowed to talk to the donors or voters without significant cost.

My wash and fold just lost a load of my laundry and are really unsure what to do next.

I was about to send my usual panic tweet about moving in three weeks and not having packed anything yet and then I realized that’s ridiculous. I’m moving 2 hours away, this is going to be a breeze. Easiest move ever!

Rebranding one of the most public cheating scandals in British history as “unconventional” is the sort of bold and creative communications work that the Prince & Princess of Wales need.