Be back later honey, I have to put on more tactical gear than Robocop and go hassle some pacifist college students.

I don't usually discuss projects here, but this morning I had a very positive meeting with Jason Segel.*

*exchanged nods while running

Wild I've been here long enough to see millennial go from code for 'annoying young person' to code for 'annoying old person.'

Couldn't be happier with the Frazetta Conan inspired art Carmen Cerra did for our newest episode of the Captain Marvel serial.

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Can't wait to be roasted alive by one of the sillier ideas from a Neal Stephenson novel.

I’m so glad and relieved this worked out for us.

I don't see why everyone thinks it's so funny that Taylor Swift was raised in an asylum. That sounds like a scary place to be raised, and frankly it should probably be against asylum policy.

This Earth Day, please consider disavowing Galactus and standing with Earth.

Told my dog it's Earth Day and he shrieked 'Plastics make it possible!!' Not great.

'You there boy, what day is it?'
'Why, it's 4/20 sir!'
'Good! I haven't missed it. Here lad, fetch me a box of Kiva bars, all THC no CBD, some pineapple habanero gummies and season 2 of Space Ghost Coast to Coast!'

Going to the dispensary on 4/19 instead of 4/20 like a goddamn adult.

As a 40yo straight man who saw Pavement twice last year, I know what the world needs most is my take on Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift and King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard in an arms race to release the most songs in one week.

This guy is dangerously close to calling people “playa”

Coincidentally been on an Allman Brothers kick all week and sorry to hear the news about Dickey Betts.

Love this clip, also worth noting Dean Ween has a song literally called “Dickey Betts.”

them: what shows are you watching right now?

my brain: *immediately deletes memories of every tv show ever made*

Saying “20 person polycule” in Geddy Lee’s voice.