So he’s always been a little off

When your 8 year old nephew flexes his muscles at you

NEW EPISODE: #114 The Nutcracker. Dave talks about the lack of a War on Christmas this year, Starbucks drinks testing his waistline, pro athlete salaries being justified, and some crazy headlines from the last week

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My new cat kind of looks like Justin Trudeau

Still holds up redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Fuck…

Still holds up

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Trump signs executive order to snag Donald J. Trump handle to replace Donald J. Trump thevalleyreport.com/2020/05/28/tru…

School security guard accidentally kicks black female student 37 times in the face thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/12/sch…

Tomi Lahren on tattoo: “It’s a reminder of where I came from” (2017) thevalleyreport.com/2017/12/29/tom…

Stepdad feels American deaths worth his hobby of getting too drunk at Applebee’s
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*yawn*

Jesus distances himself from Christianity after Republicans warp his message beyond recognition thevalleyreport.com/2020/01/01/jes…

Hero dog awarded purple heart for catching bone spurs in combat thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/25/her…

Study links vaping to celibacy thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/22/stu…

Bombshell Republican defense 'Do you really want a Mike Pence presidency?' thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/21/bom…

Trump's doctor visit reveals he can afford medical treatment thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/19/tru…

Joe Biden fears marijuana a gateway to excessive Postmates orders thevalleyreport.com/2019/11/18/joe…