HEY FUCKERS, SHE LIKES GIRLS IS OFFICIALLY OUT!!!

Thank you for being depressed space cowboys with us and remembering not to treat all your homies like shit :)

dexterandthemoonrocks.lnk.to/SheLikesGirls

📸 @gatewoodcreative @erinoliviamedia
#NewMusic #FYP #alternative #COWBOY

Me on January 1st after I promised myself I’d be a better person and stop listening to this depressing Nirvana cowboy music this year #2024

Main character energy tbh. Hope yall are enjoying the new live ep!

SURPRISE…. We highly recommend that you go check your streaming platform of choice rn.
ffm.to/live-from-dext…

📸 @haleyontour
#music #livealbum #grunge #freaks #yallternative #fyp #dexterandthemoonrocks

SURPRISE WE DID A LIVE ALBUM GO LISTEN TO IT!!!!!

Damn guess we gotta go get our eyes tested

When men become depressed they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in Harry Potter

We’re coming to the East Coast w/ Mitchell Ferguson. Please stop bugging us ☠️
dexterandthemoonrocks.com/tour

It’s giving “no one at the function knows I’m forklift certified” 😭😭

Nine on our hip and a spark in our hand…

Arizona we will be seeing you very very soon 🤠

🎟 - dexterandthemoonrocks.live/tour

#arizona #grunge #western #cowboy

Which show are you going to?

Tickets are on sale now - dexterandthemoonrocks.com/tour
See y’all in September!!!

#westcoast #yallternative #grunge

If you’re tryna find a fun way to spend your Sunday go checkout Spotify USA “New Noise” playlist, which Birds and the Bees just got added!

Special thank you to Spotify USA and laura ohls for including us in this playlist with all these great artists!

open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9d…

CHICAGO! We'll be at Thalia Hall with Mitch Ferguson and sunday cruise this Friday! LET'S GOOOO!

🎟- dexterandthemoonrocks.live/thaliahall

📷: @Palomedia
#grunge #yallternative #chicago #livemusic

In my t-pain era

Just came back from the doctor and they told me I’ve been diagnosed with cool guy syndrome 😎😎😎

(The government is making me repeat the 5th grade)

“You are the best thing that’s ever been mine”

I whisper to my cheesy Gordita crunch wrap at 2am

Ain’t no time for a fucking girl

How can you say something so dangerous yet so bold…

If you were a fruit you’d be an apple…

I fucking hate apples

The government put me in a straight jacket for fear of what I’d do for a Klondike bar

-Dexter