My ex left me because, according to her, I’ll never amount to anything. 15 years later, I have one thing to say to her. Lucky guess.

Lowe’s Home Improvement donated $25 million in grant money to minority owned businesses. Home Depot says Trump deserves a 2nd term. You decide. #BoycottHomeDepot

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Im developing a new fragrance for introverts

Its called Leave me the fuh cologne

A thief broke into my house last night looking for money. So I got out of bed to look with him.

Want to know why MAGA Lunatics like Nazi scum Laura Ingraham are attacking Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for her $14K wardrobe Vanity Fair cover shots, but love birther trash Melania sporting a $51K outfit or $56K purse or when her disgusting husband golfs for $140M? Racism and sexism.

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk..... ...but I never had the chants.

If Joe Biden wins next week one thing that has to be examined is local tv ownership. Sinclair broadcasting is many of the local markets and pushed pro-Trump and anti Democrat messages and mandates the local stations use them. That's too much power for a political broadcaster

My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers.

To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.

Just a reminder: Jeff Bezos could give every Amazon employee $105,000 and still be as rich as he was before the pandemic.

If Trump could get $287 million of his debt canceled for his bogus real estate deals, please don't tell me we can't cancel the student debt of 45 million Americans who committed the 'crime' of getting a college education.

#SickoTrump is trending number four in the United States

In Iran, everyone is scared of spiders.

But in Iraq, no phobia.

Socialism is a scare word they've hurled at every advance the people have made. Socialism is what they called public power, social security, deposit insurance, and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for anything that helps all people.

--Harry Truman, 1952

If you can't see the con,
then you're the mark.
Then sometimes you see the con, and you're still the mark
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Why couldnt the Mexican use the bow?

Because he didnt habanero.