*tugs at your shirt* hey sexy, do i give off the vibe that i got PTSD or am i being chill with it

taking jobs away from real flamethrower wielding dogs

btw i made an instagram where i will post probably the same doodles. same username as here i think.

no hate to anyone who told me they hump their bed, i just thought it was funny

“you couldn’t waterboard this out of me”
i would tell it to a random person on the bus because im not impotent

i don’t care much about follower count but i am glad mine is higher than my dad’s now