N35k buffet without water . Two bottles of water for N4k. Well done Port Harcourt.

If we redirected all the effort we put into demanding change towards mustering the bravery to join the Nigerian Police force, Nigeria might just witness a makeover. Abi ? Nigeria Police Force

The harvest is everywhere within us but who is ready to do the laborer’s work

…and running errands like school runs for them kids as if you’re back in kindergarten

Traders treat the Naira with greater care & don’t step on them. Even bus conductors show more respect for Naira notes compared to the disregard exhibited by some socialites. I think govt may be concerned about the disrespectful treatment of our notes & the audacity to document it

Yes men smoking free loud and drinks na him make artiste song no pop

Funny thing about the music scene here is that nearly everyone you meet does everything. You've known him as a DJ for years, but the moment he finds out you have a budget for a caterer, he hits you up like, 'Baba, I just start one package with my barney o.' Suddenly, he’s a chef!

If all we do is hype me up about the next club move, we can't really click. I'm so over those stereotypes, like, seriously.

Dear sis,

There's never a too-late moment to marry. What's labeled as late is society's construct of the right time. God created time; humans divided it into hours, minutes, and seconds. Your timing aligns with God's plan, not society's expectations.

If you don’t wear a life jacket and your boat capsizes, you’re at a much higher risk of drowning, even if you’re a strong swimmer. Nigerian Waterways

When will we address the significant portion of commercial vehicles on our roads lacking seat belts? FRSC, NIGERIA

Hi Guys , I know Chelsea is wining right now but read sha

At 70 this year, Denzel Washington continues to radiate elegance. Reflect on whether you see yourself maintaining such a sharp appearance at his age.

Remember, gentlemen, prioritizing self-care is key to achieving such a timeless look. Take good care of yourself!

The defeats suffered by Arsenal and Liverpool today highlight that any top team in the EPL is vulnerable to defeat, not just Man United. #ARSAVL

I think this Arsenal team has been a fluke all along #ARSAVL

No one is more diligent than a Nigerian heading to their seat carrying a tray filled with food.

Why invest time in perfecting the pronunciation of names like Ibrahimovic or Amanpour when you struggle with Nigerian names like Olanipekun or Akụnesiobiike?

It’s precisely 10 years since the abduction of 276 Chibok school girls.

#chibokgirls #bokoharam

Kindly be informed that the Nigerian Prison Service is now the Nigerian Correctional Service. Let's not allow our disdain for Crossdresser Bobrisky to lead us back to prison.

I ain't pointing fingers, but some of y'all in Nollywood need to zip it. Living out fiction in real life? Give his family a break for a sec. That Fanta-pouring dude and all those part 1-5 movie actors need to chill. Talking disorder everywhere! #RipJP

Happy Birthday bro . Bless your new age 🍷🍷.