I can't believe Local.Woot isn't in Orlando, FL yet! local.woot.com

How come monopolies are illegal, but unions are allowed to have them?

Does it feel like the potus is leading the next civil war? Now he's calling out the unions to mob for him.

#teaparty since the msn chose not to report on the ohio tea party I would suggest to everyone to start canceling subcriptions, feel the heat

#tcot since the msn chose not to report on the ohio tea party I would suggest to everyone to start canceling subcriptions, feel the heat

Omg there is a woman snoring in the dentists waiting room!

#tcot I think I've figured out the stimulus, it's causing job loss, people w/o jobs need help, thus increasing dems voting base!!!

#tcot I guess I'm a half full glass person, I trust what SP is doing and look forward to what she has in store

Dog hair, it's everywhere, even in my Cheerios. Blech.

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When your kids follow you on Twitter, it puts a serious kink in your snark.

And mo has the best rents on the planet

Checking out the protests.

Oh dear god help me. Dress shopping with an 18 year old should be declared torture.

On my way to celebrate at WDW!

'The Producers' is going to Germany, opens May 17 at Berlin, wonder if it will close May 17th? This should be interesting to keep an eye on

Fakes, fakes everywhere, people, purses, clothing, leaders, lies, there is nothing to believe any more. Thank god, Peeps are still real.

Ewwwwww, I just drove by a guy selling an alligator head on the side of the road!!!

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#tcot It's time we taxed the politicians at 90% for getting us into this mess.