❛❛ Boooored . . . ❜❜

❛❛ Ahhh . . . I missed makin' trouble for others ! There's not a better feelin' in th' world ! ❜❜

❛❛ Mario is th' BEST ! ❜❜

❛❛ . . . Whoa ! I ain't used t' THIS side of you . . .

Not exactly sure how t' feel about it either . ❜❜

The prince awkwardly scratches the back of his head .

❛❛  . . . Waaait, did you jus' call me your FRIEND ? ? ! ❜❜

The boy tiled his head with confusion clearly written on his face .

❛❛ Say what ? ?

That doesn't sound fair ! You should get t' have a great childhood, too ! ❜❜

Junior tapped away at his chin for a moment . . .

❛❛ . . . Hey ! What if I help ya' out with that ? ! ❜❜

Junior slowly raised an eyebrow . Naturally, he was skeptical after hearing all of that build-up .

❛❛ . . . Hmmm .

How about we jus' set our differences aside for once an' head somewhere for a bite t' eat instead ?

I mean, I wouldn't that be so much better ? Hmm ? ❜❜

❛❛ Grrr ! . .
An' they've never gotten t' YOU either ! Jus' think about how narcissistic you've gotta be t' not let a KID have a win against you !

Is your ego THAT shallow ? ! ❜❜

The prince exclaimed before trying again with his other fist .

❛❛ . . . RRRRRAAAAHHH ! ! ❜❜

Junior then jumped to his feet and tried for an uppercut to Kid's gut !

❛❛ Waaah ! ❜❜

Junior falls over from the yank and then just lays there for a moment . He proceeds to slowly lift his head up at Kid while breathing heavily, glaring some mean daggers .

❛❛ NO ! You gotta deal with ME first ! ❜❜

The prince then tried for a roundhouse kick to the chest !

❛❛ GRR ! THAT'S IT ! ❜❜

Jump kick to the face !

❛❛ Nobody's afraid of ANYthing !

You're not supposed t' fight back ! Period ! ! ❜❜

❛❛ No !
Quit bein' so conceited and lemme beat you up already ! ❜❜

Junior shook his head repeatedly .

❛❛ Nono ! Don't worry about that stupid jar . I'll get it myself one of these days !

Maybe when I'm bigger like you are ! Th' thing is, tho', I don't wanna wait that long ! . . ❜❜

❛❛ I never said I wanna take you out ! First off, EW ! Second off, I jus' wanna give you a taste of your own medicine ! ❜❜

Either that, or just forgot .

❛❛ Oh ! I was jus' hibernatin' ! Some video I watched said it would help build muscle !

I can't tell if it worked, though . . . I still can't open that dang pickle jar ! ❜❜

Junior let out a gasp when he saw his father in all his awesome glory !

❛❛ Dad !

I was doin' okay, but now I'm great 'cause you're here ! I was worried you'd be mad at me for bein' away for so long . . ! ❜❜

❛❛ That has only been my goal for th' past couple of years now . . . You sound surprised ! ❜❜

❛❛ Sounds borin' . . .

I liked it better when you jus' stood there and took it ! Y'know, like a GOOD punchin' bag ? ❜❜

❛❛ . . . Huh !

Well, well, well ! If it ain't my favorite punchin' bag ! It sure has been awhile ! ❜❜