The keeper has had a nightmare here 😂

📝 DEAL DONE: You will never guess who UAE side Al Qabila FC have appointed as their new head coach. 👀

(🎥 @alqabilafc)

Can’t believe this was only a yellow card back in the day 🤣

Morning

UK cost of living in 1992.

When a single office salary could comfortably afford to buy a family home.

They conned you by making you want to make a profit out of property, with the two-income mortgage.

And look where we are now - shitty 2 bed boxes for £300k.

Google destroyed my business

They changed the rules

And they made the decision on behalf of our users that we were no longer what they were looking for

Here's exactly what happened:

Look at this guy.

He’s a millionaire who went homeless as a social experiment.

His goal? Prove that anyone can make $1M in 12 months with just a phone.

The story of Mike Black and what happened next:

The legend continues his shows

Fucking hell Luke Littler is even pretty decent at footy 😂😂😂

'Cannae beat a bit of AC/DC man!' 🎸

Take a moment to watch Ally McCoist's reaction to Hells Bells being played in the Allianz 😂

#UCL

Declan Rice whilst Kimmich sneaks in behind to score

NOW: Andrew Bridgen MP is leading a debate on excess deaths in the UK Parliament, and this is the total amount of MPs who have decided to show up.

Real Madrid's underground greenhouse is insane.

They store the pitch there when it isn't being used and keep it in perfect condition with fully automated air conditioning, irrigation, mowers, and LED lighting.

Easily one of the world's most impressive venues.

(📸: Madrid1902)

This Man City fan after De Bruyne’s goal… 🥴

Just nipping to Morrisons on my way home

#OnThisDay 2001
Karl Power sneaks into the Manchester United team photo ahead of their game with Bayern Munich… Roy Keane wasn’t happy 😂😂 #MUFC

On 2nd May Londoners will vote for our new mayor.

Watch this 👇 before you vote 🗳️

Susan Hall listens, Sadiq Khan doesn’t.

#ITVDebate
#LondonElections2024 #SusanHall #SaferWithSusan #SadiqKhan #ULEZ

📺 Politoons 📺

This video of Portsmouth’s 89th minute winner to seal their promotion and the League One title is magnificent.

So, as many suspected, the illegal immigrants are coming here under an arrangement between the French and British Governments.

Some still think that Rishi Sunak and his Government want to stop the illegals migrants with his Rwanda Bill.
It’s all a ruse to make you think that.

Fucking fraud 😂😂