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When this pond freezes over, what do we think would make the perfect solar lights to make this a magic ice skating adventure worthy of a Hallmark Channel special.

Tiki torches?
Fairy lights?
Firefly lights?
Mason jar lights?
Something else?

When this pond freezes over, what do we think would make the perfect solar lights to make this a magic ice skating adventure worthy of a @hallmarkchannel special. Tiki torches? Fairy lights? Firefly lights? Mason jar lights? Something else?
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There's only a handful of things that I have seen make the bench overly aggressive, almost entirely caused by the person on the receiving end...and statements like this are prone to make your position much, much worse.

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As of this morning I had 0/3 heating systems that operate.

I now have 1/3 heating systems operating.

Progress?

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The only way I can get the whole house tidy in a day is to employ a method I call 'the pile', whereby I start at one side of the house and tidy my way across sweeping the laundry and trash with me until I only have 1 pile remaining to deal with

It's very effective until the end

The only way I can get the whole house tidy in a day is to employ a method I call 'the pile', whereby I start at one side of the house and tidy my way across sweeping the laundry and trash with me until I only have 1 pile remaining to deal with It's very effective until the end
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👋 real name. Feel free to Google me, Richard(? Rich? Dick? All 3?)

I've been government cheese poor to house staff wealthy

I also have a MBA and a JD; both have extensive coursework in hypos and moral dilemmas

Regardless of your 'class' sex work for children is abominable

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It's for 11/5.

How was your week?

How are you holding up?

What do you need?

What are you struggling with?

What has helped?

What kindness would help you?

Remember to wash your sheets.

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I thought we had just reached glass-gift-with-liquor-purchase holiday season, but we've gone fully over the edge into snowman-made-from-cheese holiday season here at the Rangeley IGA.

I thought we had just reached glass-gift-with-liquor-purchase holiday season, but we've gone fully over the edge into snowman-made-from-cheese holiday season here at the Rangeley IGA.
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I need to do some work at my desk

I'm twitching to organize the stack of approximately 1,000 small appliances in the garage

Alas, both have to wait since all the errands I need to run are to places that close at 4(ish)

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Children: we want to go to this place

Also children: we can't be bothered to put on pants so we can leave the house

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I was just attacked by the wood trim on a dormer while adding an extra duvet to the bed.

Please send me pet pictures to speed the healing process.

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It's looking like my office is going to be quite chilly this winter and there isn't a budget to give oomph to the heating system out there until next year.

Windows are good. Main chill coming up through the floor.

Have you ever used a foot warmer at your desk? Recommendations?

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We normally have 4-9 ducks in our yard.

There are more than 3 dozen ducks wandering the yard and in the pond right now.

Holy flock.

We normally have 4-9 ducks in our yard. There are more than 3 dozen ducks wandering the yard and in the pond right now. Holy flock.
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Had a hearing with so many witnesses in so little time that it had a game show vibe.

Adding that to the mental file: things they don't warn you about in law school

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