Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! A jazz trio plays a heavy metal festival disguised as a tribute band, then get transported to a mythical past to fight the Nine Groupies of Gold and save… something? in the utterly nonsensical 1985 “Warriors of Death Fusion.”

Noon on Baron Tikitrocious' Weekend Tikipeats! The State University threatens to fire Coach Durkowitz unless he can take the team to the playoffs this year. Will the hapless athletes finally take football seriously? Find out as “The Swampside Crocogators Rush to Defeat (1977).”

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! After missing meals and sleeping too little, frazzled greyhound and goat friends finally catch up on their basic wellness. They learn about Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs and grow in 1972's animated “Giddy and Grumpy Self-Actualize.”

Noon on Baron Tikitrocious' Weekend Tikipeats! The Chinese killer (Tabitha Yue) recruits the Chinese whaler and the American cook. They travel to the Orient to break the gang that betrayed her, while an English Merchant’s mistress sews chaos in 1988's “Three From Nantucket.”

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Brave family dog Maxamillian von Snufflechomps must defend his home from the Postman of the Apocalypse despite his families’ distinct lack of understanding of the self-evident absolutely dire doom of “The Carrier (2011).”

Fri 2PM, a mysterious force brings five people together on an uncharted island and forces them to finally write their first novels. Explore the reasons and excuses of why they never set letter to page in 2009’s “A Million Words of...,” on Baron Tikitrocious’ Midday Matinee.

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Twins inherit a shabby wilderness camp. They face spring thundersnow, termites, poison ivy, a crazy moonshiner, the moonshiner's handsome son, and a mischievous raccoon to ready ”Camp Two Squirrelboots (1996)” for the summer.

Thu 2PM, stoner Harry has $18.23 to last until Friday. It shouldn’t be this funny to see the lies, desperation, cleverness, and outright frugality he uses to get there—even if most of us have been there—yet it is, in 1997’s “Next Payday,” on Baron Tikitrocious’ Midday Matinee.

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! A rich book club finds inspiration in a “deceased” author who isn't deceased! They conspire to make “her” take up his older pen name and style, while his wife bolsters his current non de plume, in 1978's “Devious Inks Required.”

Wed 2PM, 1594, between eras of Scots witch hunting, hapless Coinneach Welles rents a room from a family of dark practitioners. They plot to destroy and damn their foe, yet find excuses to stay their hand in 1968’s “The Witchfinder Finders,” on Baron Tikitrocious’ Midday Matinee.

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! An Austrian court musician leads the strings by day and fights injustice and traitors at night on behalf of her Holy Roman Empress Maria Theresa, complicated by his mother’s efforts to see him married, in 1937’s “The Empress’ Bow.”

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Squire Tulberry dies before completion of his ice house. Constable Carter and inquisitive first cousin twice removed Sydney untangle mercantile motives for murder in Smithwick-on-Naddle's 1967 “Chilled Blood at Wreathwell.”

Mon 2PM, a collective hatches a plan to escape Bisselstanivokia by forming a ‘new arts circus,’ but the plan runs afoul when they achieve success and the favor of a commissar in 1968’s “The People’s Dreamery Circus and Refrigerator Supply,” on Baron Tikitrocious’ Midday Matinee.

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! A retired world adventurer and his grand-daughter collaborate to fictionalize and obscure the truth behind the legends. When an enemy's legacy emerges, it leads to reflection and a new generation in 1997's “Join Us Next Week.”

Noon on Baron Tikitrocious' Weekend Tikipeats! After the executive producer is hospitalized, his three protégés finish the film. The favored two undermine each-other, the least promising tries to rescue the production, and the EP fails to regain control in 1994's “A Lear Film.”

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! As his father's death unearths family secrets, Morris locates his biological sister's adoptive family to relay health warnings. He befriends his sister's sister, and complex relationships yield a “Coagulation of Bloodlines (1992).”

Noon on Baron Tikitrocious' Weekend Tikipeats! An apocalyptic cult steals a fleet of nuclear submarines. Seven years pass, until the end of the world, when they breach the surface to take the blessed to an underwater paradise in 1978's “the Second Conning of Christ.”

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! An upstanding, stodgy politician is dismayed when his rowdy fraternity brothers stage a reunion in his small town. His wife is concerned, then intrigued, to learn Mr. Reliable was chapter president of “Tri Rabble Rabble (1956).”