I’m hosting a live reading of THE PHANTOM MENACE at Dynasty Typewriter for the 25th anniversary with the guys from Star Wars Minute podcast. Announcing the cast soon but trust me when I say that it is WILD. can come in person or livestream it from anywhere!

squadup.com/events/the-nab…

How often are you supposed to think about the time they tried to make swing music mainstream again in the mid-nineties?

You expect me to believe that none of the Charmed sisters was Marisa Tomei??

that feeling when you’re Zordon

We support you, Writers Guild of Canada ✊

#solidarity
#1u

though the cosmic wheel of content has moved on to newer trends, i haven't stopped thinking about the Beavis & Butt-Head sketch
timbarnescomedy.substack.com/p/overthinking…

Bring back THE PHANTOM MENACE Pepsi commercials for the 25th anniversary. Marfalump is canon.

As a comedian, I receive Ls every night .
And of course, L stands for Laugh.

WRITING TIP: If there’s a gun on the wall in act I, by act III the gun should be replaced with a Billy Bass Big Mouth Fish.

The generation that lived through sandy hook, active shooter drills in elementary & junior high, lost their graduation, prom and general high school experience due to covid, have nothing to lose. We thought they were introverts but in reality they were ready to explode.

We've gotta add microplastics to the food pyramid

After much consideration, I decided I personally will make The Movie Critic!

ok I’ll just have the hotel coffee

So much handwringing about Gen Z and if social media has rotted their brains, meanwhile students across the country are putting their academic careers on the line for Gaza are demonstrating more moral clarity on this issue than most of the our elected leaders. The kids are fine.

They had the name “Masculine Tox-City” right there and biffed it.