Tim Batt You’ve watched so few movies so many times

I've read so many tweets and so few books.

a reminder from your friendly, neighbourhood, angry daughter of veterans this ANZAC Day that “Lest We Forget” isn’t just something you say mindlessly like, “bless you” after somebody sneezes it means “on our own heads be it if we sit here and let it happen again” just a reminder

I worked as Art Director for Tommy Wiseau, he gave me one check (which was also money I was supposed to buy props, etc with and he’d reimburse me). After a few weeks it became clear that was not my weekly rate, but my ENTIRE payment for however long this production would run.

has anyone ever successfully cancelled a print job?

What the absolute fuck is this government smoking?
newsroom.co.nz/2024/04/24/lea…

There’s something really really funny about the project host asking for the baby to leave for being disruptive during the interview and then going right back to empathising with the mother about being asked to take her baby out during a comedy show for being disruptive.

One of my favourite ever episodes of my favourite ever TV is streaming right now. Old Kentucky Shark.
youtu.be/qiheRTcwkc4

Fingers crossed! 🤞 bit.ly/robbienicoltic…

Retweet to help solve these three simple problems. bit.ly/robbienicoltic…

Tim Batt Andy “Brak & other things” Merrill Too long for twitter but here’s the full TikTok vt.tiktok.com/ZSFW2HVpK/

Can someone please document Andy “Brak & other things” Merrill's recent online trajectory in the context of a heart-warming and informative YouTube video essay on the importance of Space Ghost: Coast To Coast to modern comedy? Because I simply do not have the time right now.

Over the years I've observed that while there's obviously paid political operatives on both Left and Right - so much of the Left is made up of volunteers and 99% of the Right are paid to be there.

A personal message from Nicola Toki, Chief Executive of Forest & Bird. Submissions close tomm on the Govt's new Fast-track Approvals Bill to override environmental protections. Join 1000s of Kiwis who've said 'No' to this attack on nature and democracy: forestandbird.org.nz/petitions/figh…

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Was a bit nervous to write about New Zealand's relationship with Israel - but then I remembered I was publishing it on the internet! Where everyone is always thoughtful and empathetic. youtu.be/96ojOXkaQY8

me when they stop me with thousands of cheap lines at auckland airport

Fucking terrified that Murdoch is about to buy Newshub.

The RETRO MANSION GARAGE SALE looks set to be the greatest live event on Auckland's 2024 calendar.

Alright if we’re talking great Conan bits… how about when the NBC drama went down and he knew he was walking away so he introduced increasingly expensive farewell characters