“Even in the womb, many foetuses can sense their own trans identity. This is why pregnant people often feel them kicking from within.”

Its time to transition babies. My latest column for The Critic. 🏳️‍⚧️

thecritic.co.uk/its-time-to-tr…

“I am deeply disturbed to see that Transport for London has unveiled six new overground lines and not one of them is named after Greta Thunberg (Peace Be Upon Her).”

My latest column for The Critic.
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Happy #InternationalWomensDay

Today is the 5th anniversary of the publication of my bestselling book, WOKE: A GUIDE TO SOCIAL JUSTICE.

If anything, it is more relevant today than ever. A few extracts below to remind you that my wisdom is eternal.

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It was genuinely disturbing to see Claudine Gay ousted from Harvard simply for being an empowered black woman.

My latest column for The Critic.

thecritic.co.uk/plagiarism-a-r…

In recent years we have seen a HUGE rise in crimes committed by women.

There can only be one possible explanation…

Internalised misogyny.

The conflict in the Middle East will only be resolved through intersectional slam poetry and LGBTQ+ empowerment.

My latest column for The Critic…

thecritic.co.uk/issues/decembe…

Unlike other mosques, Bristol Airport’s beautiful new multi-faith area allows Muslims to pray, smoke and wait for a bus all at the same time. 👏 🕌 ☪️

#Diversity #AllahuAkbar #Marlboro

I’m so sick of “white saviours” trying to provide clean drinking water to poor people in Africa.

As members of the BIPOC community, Africans much prefer dehydration to the perpetuation of white structures of power and privilege. ✊🏾🛖🪘

Fantastic to hear that the Anne Frank kindergarten is being renamed to be more diverse and progressive. ✊🏾

Which of the following would work best?

• Queen Latifah Day Center
• Michelle Obama Playgroup
• O.J. Simpson Pre-School Wonderland
• River-to-Sea World of Adventures

I have decided to solve the Middle East crisis with a tour of my intersectional LGBTQ+ slam poetry.

If you know of any popular queer venues in Gaza, Iran or Saudi Arabia, DM me.

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We keep being told there is a problem with gay rights in the Arab world.

But in the entire history of Palestine, there has NEVER been a single arrest for homophobic hate crime.

Checkmate, bigots. 💅🏻

When Labour gets into power, the first thing it should do is abolish the Tories.

The only solution to fascism is a one-party state.

My latest column for The Critic…

thecritic.co.uk/issues/novembe…

While I do understand that straight men are simple creatures, they really do need to learn how to control themselves around beautiful women.

The Met Police have arrested this peaceful protester just because he accidentally called for a war against infidels and cursed the Jews.

Islamophobia in London is out of control.

Dylan Mulvaney has been named as Woman of the Year! 👏👏👊

If all women were more like Dylan, the patriarchy would be finished.

For my birthday this year, I answered an advert on Gumtree for a 10-day deluxe Vipassanā retreat.

I called the number and was put through to 'Graham'. I asked where the retreat was based. “Doncaster, near Hull” he told me, and informed me the train tickets were not included, in…

Fantastic to see the police addressing the issues that really matter instead of all that “knife crime” nonsense…

If this beautiful choreography doesn’t get us back into the EU, nothing will…

Author and academic Alka Sehgal Cuthbert (Alka Sehgal Cuthbert) has been no-platformed from the Rethinking Education conference.

Although she was the only person of colour on the panel, some claimed her opposition to Critical Race Theory made them feel “unsafe”.

So now the conference…