This morning’s toddler wisdom: ‘We don’t eat knives. That would be terrible crazy.’

Quite keen for some warmer weather sometime soon...
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It finally happened.

⁦andy sibcy⁩

If you read one thing today, read this. telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/1…

Next #Eclipse coming on 5 November 2024. Ugggghhhh…
#Eclipse 2024 #Eclipse Solar #Elections2024

Nice intro on this in the Times…

Can finally start my power washing YouTube channel…

A few different players up north.

Ironing board for Patrick Bateman…

Wife said I’d ‘unlocked a new level of loser’. But I was genuinely thrilled to learn that our peeler has a double blade. I have so much free time now…
#callmeskinner

Big thanks to Jersey parkrun for the invitation and warm welcome this morning! A world first... Timed 5km run with decks! 😁 Sorry you didn't like the tunes Dougie 😅
More about why I'm raising £100,000 for @cr_uk at marathondj.co.uk
#marathondj parkrun 🌳

The big debate in Saturday’s JEP Weekend: Should you have the right to die when you want in the way that you want?

Four campaigners make their case and we speak to Esther Rantzen about this most controversial of subjects.

More in tomorrow's JEP Weekend edition 📰

Lord of the high life

Don‘t miss the riches to rags story from the JEP archives of the cocaine-loving aristocrat who made Jersey his home. The latest installment of our historic headlines series in the JEP Weekend on Saturday.

A new player at the table in St John…

Some really good pieces in today’s jepnews from andy sibcy, Kevin Keen and Susana Rowles and others. Well worth the £1.45 to support local media. The importance of which is highlighted by William Hague in the paper too!
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Lovely headline from today’s Times.

Would 💯 buy an album of these songs.

This will resonate with anyone who came in via the Avenue this morning...
#Jersey #traffic #logjam

Huge news from the St John dog walk this morning: chatter from a short-toed treecreeper.

Couldn’t see it creeping in the trees.

Richard Pearce

This is important... and a must read.