Oh no, she thinks she’s holding a really big dog.

Took a girl home from the bar last night & she kept asking me if I was the 2004 PGA Championship winner the way I was making that Vijay Singh

Being escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel.

If both characters are horny

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💄Glam: Brett Freedman

dennis rodman should be in dune 3 (yes as the worm)

god is real and he wants me to live and he wants me to live happily

akio matsuyoshi, 1986

This has 12 million likes on tiktok I’m not fucking lying

We're pregnant! So I either take the summer off, or get divorced -BUT FIRST! 4 nights of gettin lit by the mall 🍻
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still the craziest thing ive ever gotten

I don't use AI because I always hate it when right before you're about to leave a job they still make you train the next hire.

Variety

they should do a one of those time square portals but for Minneapolis and Saint Paul🤝

Looks bad.