I think we're done here! Follow me on instagram if you wanna ✌️

instagram.com/traderzed/

It's bogo drinks and people still don't talk to me at the bar 😞

Omg so not only is Ms. Avery a lesbian, but she also wears white shoes after labor day?? This is the literal definition of 'be gay, do crimes'

I really want the orcas, the carriage horses, and that one sea lion from Stevenson BC to team up. Think of the possibilities!

Heartbroken with the passing of Sue Johanson.

Sex With Sue taught me that sex was natural, beautiful, and lots of fun - the total opposite of the awful abstinence-only teachings from school!

This incredible kind and non-judgemental woman will be missed, and never forgotten.

Red or Blue? 🤔🤔🤔

Anyone else going to Tiki Kon?

Ok so 'post-break up self-care Zack' literally needs to be stopped lol

✈️ Vietnam and Thailand booked
🎻 Violin bought
🔮 Rare tarot deck acquired
🍦 Ice cream guzzled
💋 Profiles.. uh, created

Also why isn't cheese considered a natural wonder of the world

👋👋👋

Dear Intern, at my first real design job (long before any meaningful forms of backing up work), I accidentally deleted roughly half of my agency's design files when I mistakenly thought I was simply deleting a folder shortcut.

Just won a t-shirt and a bottle of rum on the Puerto Vallarta pirate cruise. Finally I'm being recognized for all my merits 🥹

Really excited to see one of the first projects I worked on at Stripe finally get announced!

Can't wait to get this in everyone's hands! You're gonna love it!

Hey MTV Shows! If you ever decide to reboot Fear, I'll be first in line to audition. Still dreaming of being on this show after all these years ☺️👻

Quite easily my favourite exchange of all time.

40!