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JUST IN: An illegal immigrant in Rockland, Massachusetts is being held without bail for the r*pe of a 15 year old migrant girl.

Cory Alvarez, 26, migrated from Haiti in June 2023 and has been staying at a Comfort Inn in Rockland since October. The hotel is being used by the

🔥BREAKING: Emergency sirens are blaring as people are being evacuated urgently from the Texas panhandle and surrounding areas.

Multiple departments are currently battling four significant wildfires, which are proving to be difficult to contain due to 65 mph winds.

The fire

A message to all voters:

Vote for Trump! He will deport them all!

Why are 20 voters registered to one address at an abandoned house in Fulton County, GA?

If Ilhan Omar misses Somalia so much, why doesn’t she just move back there?

To be fair you’ll always find balls below a di*k head

BREAKING: According to staff Joe Biden went to Home Depot today to get a new Speaker for the front gates today.

Apparently someone told him “Gaetz wants a new Speaker” and he became confused. Will update when I have more information.

Satire

Is this equality?

They’re all getting ID’s and $2,000/month.

Thoughts?

How?

AOC reaction to Ken Paxton being acquitted

Lauren Boebert is out here giving jobs to her constituents and democrats are still complaining

According to a report 70% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.

Sending our tax money to Ukraine is actually a sound investment because they can manage it better than we can obviously

Just In: Francis Zouein recently celebrated his 112th birthday, making him the oldest man in the US. When asked what he plans to do next he replied “maybe I’ll run for congress, but I’m not sure if I’m old enough yet.” (Satire)

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BREAKING: The Pentagon has announced a new website which will have all of the publicly available information about UFOs in one place. This will include photos, videos, and reports the government has collected over the years.

Who else thinks they’re preparing us for

Breaking: To get back at that no good thief Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk will launch Spacebook. The new platform will compete with Facebook for users by offering free bingo vouchers and will offer a senior citizen discount on verification

Happening Now: White liberals want Clarence Thomas cancelled for being so openly racist. They know his struggles better than him and believe he should learn his place.