Dear Friends,

It is our very sad lot to inform you that Triffany Hammond passed away this past Sunday. We’ll be hosting a memorial next Friday, March 8th from 4pm to 9pm and again on April 6th.
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I just called the nothing but “hey” text persona a “lazy raccoon fart.” I don’t generally take pride in insults…but I’m pretty proud of that one.

“Sibling” should have two Bs

I am proud to say that I win 100% of the arguments I play out in my head.

Shout out to people who make phone games. Grateful I got to start my day with some light, easy fun.

Do you ever wonder how many of your random hairs have ended up in an animal’s nest or bedding? Is that just a “me” thing?

You know your antidepressants are working when you drop the entire bottle, helpless to stop them skittering across the floor, and you don’t have a breakdown about it.

I woke up 20m early and it made me 10m late. 😕

Me: Spends a good amount of time assembling a mtg info complete with preparation instructions, bulleted agenda and what we hope to take away.

Them: What are we doing here? Is there an agenda for this meeting?!

Happy International Women’s Day to all the amazing women I’m grateful to know in my life and here on Twitter 🥰 #HappyInternationalWomensDay

Maybe take a moment…

It’s real name is gound, in case anyone is interested. But yeah, definitely heard it called sleep.

Caught up with an old friend who asked if I was seeing anyone. I said, “yeah, a new counselor, but I’m not sure it’s a good fit.” It took me a while to realize she meant romantically, it took her a while to realize I wasn’t describing his job.

I don’t think I’m all that tall until I’ve got to pull myself off the ground after a workout. “I gotta get my head from down here to all the way up there?!?”

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2022! How did you do? #Duolingo365

Do you think if I use wrinkle releaser as setting spray on my face I’ll look any younger?

Too good to keep to myself 💗💗

This is absolutely correct

It won’t bring their kids back but maybe, just maybe it will bring some peace and stop the next Alex Jones. #AGirlCanDream