Should I get a Truth Social account?

Hashem insisted that I get on the boat to Ninevah. I assume therefore that he thought I was a 'flight' risk - I'd sail far away, maybe to Tarshish, Tarshish, Tarshish, never to be seen or heard from again. I'm sure nobody would recognize me!

Still relevant!

I have the best observations about the Chagim. Everybody knows that.

These are dark times for our Nation, as the beautiful Judaic Studies Department of Trump University, Trump Yeshiva in Boca Raton, is currently under siege, raided, and occupied by a large group of FBI agents. Nothing like this has ever happened to a President of the United States

So let me get this straight. Overrated failed businessman Elon Musk helps lift shadow bans and search bans for Loser Third-Rate Bloggers like The Daily Freier. But he never finds the time to help real sites like mine. Unbelievable!

If only the Torah had some sort of parable about marrying the wrong sibling! SAD!

So no more Hair Jokes?

I have The Best old Tweets. Everybody know that.

No complaints about the Gedolah of my Tekiyah, if you catch my drift.
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פרי הגפן!

I'm not a fan of Jezebel's, and she probably has heard that. But I wish a lot of luck to Ahab. Because he's gonna need it.

Who wants to look in my Geniza? It's digitized now!
@oldTrumpTweetz

Who let these losers sneak into our Minyan?

The Losers and the Haters took away all of my other accounts so after I leave Washington today I will be Tweeting from this account!
#StillNotTiredOfWinning

ANY OMER THAT CAME IN AFTER THE 49TH DAY WILL NOT BE COUNTED!

Tired of hearing Jeremiah & all these idiots, who got it all wrong. Jeremiah's a nice guy, a wonderful sage. He's been here 500 years. Whenever he speaks there’s a problem, but it's a bigger problem if you fire him. He's a disaster. If I listened to him, we’d have 500,000 deaths.

I'm not a fan of Queen Jezebel. I would say this... and she has probably has heard that. I wish a lot of luck to Ahab.... because he's going to need it.

While I travel Judea, King Saul sleeps in his grain storage pit, telling the Fake Scribes to “get lost”. If you’re a scribe covering Sleepy Saul, you have basically gone into retirement!

King Sennacherib is in good health. Never underestimate him!