It’s nearly May and it’s 11°C, we have two Tory parties, no-one’s had a proper pay rise since 2008, and Ketchup costs more than a bottle of plonk happy to help x

What's that James?

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Imagine that Willy Wragg is NOT an MP.
Imagine he is a teacher and you are his Headteacher

Do you:
a) Let him teach Yr9 as normal
b) Praise his apology as courageous
c) Ignore parents concerns
d) Refuse to discuss it in the staff room

So, see the problem yet, Rishi Sunak ?

I'll happily pay for them both to undergo tests because this is not normal human behaviour

Oxtail is sooooo poisonous and terrible for youthful skin and organs; people need to stop eating it IMMEDIATELY!

how did a 1.6 mile long bridge only have six people on it? that feels like a real miracle

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no groom. just me eating a big cake

Individual racism = What Frank Hester said.

Systemic racism = Diane having to sit silently while others discussed her life.

Camouflaged racism = Garnering money and support from her pain while continuing to marginalise her.

This Diane Abbott fiasco teaches us it’s time to…

Is is 'extremism' to say a Black woman MP should be shot, Michael Gove? Or is it alright, because the man who said so gave you £10m?

how am i supposed to lose weight when im not used to losing ?

The racist bastard Tory donor who said looking at Diane Abbott makes you 'want to hate all black women' has the contract to analyse NHS data. Just so you know.

the kate middleton drama is hard because i don't care about the royal family or conspiracy theories, however, i do care about being in everyone's business

You watched 'The Hunger Games' and sided with the resistance.

You watched 'Star Wars' and sided with the resistance.

You watched 'The Matrix' and sided with the resistance.

You watched 'Divergent' and sided with the resistance.

You watched 'V for Vendetta' and sided with…

Managed to spare a few minutes to be photographed near a train, before boarding my helicopter.

Rishi Sunak couldn’t even call out Lee Anderson, Suella Braverman and Liz Truss for their blatant racism and yet he’s standing there lecturing us?

Get the fuck out.

I am thoroughly ashamed to have this government. A statement about “mob violence” on the steps of Downing Street on a cold, wet, miserable Friday night when there are so so so many real issues to deal with. Shame on all of us.