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Hannah and Nick, who believe that the world would be a happier place if people took their clothes off more often. You should try it. Photos are ours/us.

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We have a lot of nude photos in our phones but if you search for ‘nude’ or ‘naked’ we get no results, unlike if we search e.g.for ‘cup’ where we get any photo with a cup in it. But if we search for ‘swimsuit’ all our naked photos are found. Ironic that!

We have a lot of nude photos in our phones but if you search for ‘nude’ or ‘naked’ we get no results, unlike if we search e.g.for ‘cup’ where we get any photo with a cup in it. But if we search for ‘swimsuit’ all our naked photos are found. Ironic that! #naturism #nudism
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First morning of the season when the water was definitely warmer than the air! Air temp was -3°c with a ground frost and a haunting mist - don’t know what the water temp was - maybe 4/5°c? Mornings like this are really special ❤️

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First morning of the season when the water was definitely warmer than the air! Air temp was -3°c with a ground frost and a haunting mist - don’t know what the water temp was - maybe 4/5°c? Mornings like this are really special ❤️ #naturism #nudism #wildswimming.
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In an age where sustainability and ‘natural’ living are so fashionable, it’s a genuine surprise that naturism hasn’t been more widely embraced. What’s holding people back?

In an age where sustainability and ‘natural’ living are so fashionable, it’s a genuine surprise that naturism hasn’t been more widely embraced. What’s holding people back? #naturism #nudism
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The most used clothing item crossing the Atlantic (once you’re below 25°N!) is the galley apron. All other clothing quickly becomes superfluous.

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The most used clothing item crossing the Atlantic (once you’re below 25°N!) is the galley apron. All other clothing quickly becomes superfluous. #naturism #nudism #sailing.
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We see the ‘lowner’ is on about free speech again. We’d have more sympathy if he’d extend freedom of expression to naturists on his platform. But he won’t, because he only really believes in his free speech, not yours or ours 🥱

We see the ‘lowner’ is on about free speech again. We’d have more sympathy if he’d extend freedom of expression to naturists on his platform. But he won’t, because he only really believes in his free speech, not yours or ours #sigh 🥱
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Humans have an enormous admiration for the nakedness of every other species, and love to watch them in that natural state. So why do we hate/fear our own nakedness so much? We’re just a roiling cauldron of contradiction…bonkers.

Humans have an enormous admiration for the nakedness of every other species, and love to watch them in that natural state. So why do we hate/fear our own nakedness so much? We’re just a roiling cauldron of contradiction…bonkers. #naturism #nudism
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0°C at the river this morning…and very refreshing it was too! We were watched by a single curious roe deer, who obviously thought the activity a bit unusual! Beautiful sunrise, though…

0°C at the river this morning…and very refreshing it was too! We were watched by a single curious roe deer, who obviously thought the activity a bit unusual! Beautiful sunrise, though… #naturism #nudism
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It was a beautiful in Oxford this morning, but cold with a light frost and an air temp of -1°. And the water was icy (not literally, obvs) 🥶. Winter is knocking on our door.

It was a beautiful in Oxford this morning, but cold with a light frost and an air temp of -1°. And the water was icy (not literally, obvs) 🥶. Winter is knocking on our door. #naturism #nudism
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Swimming is one of the most natural pastimes. Why complicate it with a swimming costume? Why ruin it with a swimming costume? Swim free and smile 😊

Swimming is one of the most natural pastimes. Why complicate it with a swimming costume? Why ruin it with a swimming costume? Swim free and smile 😊 #naturism #nudism
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So….getting increasingly concerned about the direction of this platform, and thanks to an invite code from rastus_au , we’re going to start easing ourselves over to pastures new, where the grass is green and the sky is blue 😉. Come and find us there. We’d love to see you all X

So….getting increasingly concerned about the direction of this platform, and thanks to an invite code from @rastus_au, we’re going to start easing ourselves over to pastures new, where the grass is green and the sky is blue 😉. Come and find us there. We’d love to see you all X
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There was a long tradition of naked bathing in the river at Oxford, which ended in the 1980’s when Parsons Pleasure was finally closed. We’re trying, in our small way, to revive that tradition, such that naturism here would, once again, be unremarkable.

There was a long tradition of naked bathing in the river at Oxford, which ended in the 1980’s when Parsons Pleasure was finally closed. We’re trying, in our small way, to revive that tradition, such that naturism here would, once again, be unremarkable. #naturism #nudism
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Proper misty moisty autumn morning here in Oxford, and the river’s in flood too. Made for a ginger entry at Longbridges…. And the water’s getting cold….brrrr

Proper misty moisty autumn morning here in Oxford, and the river’s in flood too. Made for a ginger entry at Longbridges…. And the water’s getting cold….brrrr #naturism #nudism
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Naturism’s first law: Time spent skinny dipping is inversely proportional to the number of hours of darkness.

Are there any other scientific naturists’ laws we should be aware of?

Naturism’s first law: Time spent skinny dipping is inversely proportional to the number of hours of darkness. Are there any other scientific naturists’ laws we should be aware of? #naturism #nudism
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We’ve been lucky to enjoy so much naturism this summer, starting at Maspolomas (pic) in March through to Sicily in September and with lots of goodies in between. For now it’s saunas, hot tubs and quick river dips, but spring’s not THAT far away….is it??

We’ve been lucky to enjoy so much naturism this summer, starting at Maspolomas (pic) in March through to Sicily in September and with lots of goodies in between. For now it’s saunas, hot tubs and quick river dips, but spring’s not THAT far away….is it?? #naturism #nudism
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