The UK Gnome
@UKgnome
formerly Darlington Jack, not from Darlington and not called Jack - a Grimsby variant in Norfolk -
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09-07-2009 10:56:49
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Hey Shell Energy Home UK thanks for killing off your app before I’ve received my Octopus Energy details - that’s really useful - so pleased I can’t see how much energy I’ve used #cockup #idiots
It’s my fave anniversary - the day Piers Morgan was triggered because I called him a clown faced arsewipe. Happy clown faces arsewipe day Piers
Humans! I’m bidding to be Mayor of London! If you’d like me to bring some much-needed sanity to the election, you can help me raise the £10k deposit to stand here. Every little helps (me conquer the planet). Gofundme.com/f/countbinface… #Make2024Count