Imagine being this much of a dick

Hi TCS London Marathon , will your pacers be finishing within the prescribed times, or will they not bother with the last few miles and jog it in to finish a few minutes outside the target? Just want to be prepared like.

High jinks

The gammon are revolting

Ukhotfoodchat FC roundly condemns the disgraceful decision by The FA and Premier League to abolish Emirates FA Cup replays. Replays are vital to hot food vendors around the country to earn revenue at this difficult time, especially pies, pasties, hot dog, bovril and soup vendors.

Makes sense. Spread your bets and give yourself the best opportunity to get a decent placing.

Look out for the punks if you are doing London marfon

Another one. Like shit in a field.

Got some miles in the bank today. Was a nice pace so I will take it. Posted on Strava and got my Gran to take a video of me riding alongside on her disability scooter. Her battery ran out after 30 mins so had to leave her down a lane. Please like and subscribe. #ukrunchat

These lads are the ones responsible for the global chemtrail program 😂😂😂

Raymond They only spray them in autumn , winter and spring to not look too suspicious, as thats when it's been cloudy for thousands of years .. you watch, as the summer gets closer they'll not spray as much..they're very sneaky

Formula 1’s definition of a sprint is a bit off. How do you do speed work to prepare for a 100km sprint?

Premier league. Best league in the world innit. 0 teams left in the champions league. Nice one.

Some great injury advice here for anyone with an Achilles tendon injury #ukrunchat

Huge if true

Trying to get some basic admin done for work in Dubai and apparently they can’t do it because it’s wetter than it was. Shambles of a place.

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