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Uncle Duke

@UncleDuke1969

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Me: Monday is like any other day.

Also me: *spills coffee on myself, realizes I’m out of gas after I’ve passed the station, forgets my laptop at home.

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People keep saying “we’re all in the same boat.” No offense guys, but literally every other boat I’ve been in has been more fun than this one.

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Crunching into an everything bagel, I anticipated classic flavors but ended up swallowing smug vibes and feeling like my dignity was pickpocketed.

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He moseyed over, dragging a lawn chair behind him. Unfolding it, he settled in with a contented sigh. He pulled a cigarette out of a crumpled pack and lit it, taking a long, slow drag. Exhaling a stream of blue smoke, the eleventh ant muttered under his breath, “Fuck your rules.”

He moseyed over, dragging a lawn chair behind him. Unfolding it, he settled in with a contented sigh. He pulled a cigarette out of a crumpled pack and lit it, taking a long, slow drag. Exhaling a stream of blue smoke, the eleventh ant muttered under his breath, “Fuck your rules.”
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