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ᗩᖇᑕTIᑕ ᐯEᒪOᑕIᑭEᗪIᔕT

@UrbaniteAlaska

Personal Assistant to Revna the Diva Dog. Alaskan, writer, wanderer, woodsman, anachronist, photographer. Used to jump out of planes & do stuff. Not punk.

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ᗩᖇᑕTIᑕ ᐯEᒪOᑕIᑭEᗪIᔕT(@UrbaniteAlaska) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dumbass doesn’t realize Alaska is part of the U.S. We really need to stop tolerating all this manufactured right wing antiAmerican dramatic bullshit. They aren’t patriots. They clearly hate our ideals. They crossed too many lines and deserve every dragging we can give them.

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Elephants - with each ponderous step, they carry the weight of ages, guardians of ancient wisdom and forgotten realms. Yet, in their gentle eyes, there resides a vulnerability, a reminder that even the mightiest beasts are touched by the fragility of existence.

Elephants - with each ponderous step, they carry the weight of ages, guardians of ancient wisdom and forgotten realms. Yet, in their gentle eyes, there resides a vulnerability, a reminder that even the mightiest beasts are touched by the fragility of existence. #SaveTheElephant
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I left Ft. Bragg on X-mass day 2006 with camping gear and gas in the back of my truck, skis (insurance) and Pioneer toolkit strapped to the roof, and a 125 lb. McKenzie River husky riding shotgun. We hit Tok at -40 on Jan 1st. Love a good wander. Even car ones if done right. 😉

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ᗩᖇᑕTIᑕ ᐯEᒪOᑕIᑭEᗪIᔕT(@UrbaniteAlaska) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The grift in Alaska anymore really, really gets me. I mean we have always had Soapy Smiths and then the post-oil politicians, but we used to at least have some folks who loved the place enough to put the land, their fellow Alaskans, and community first.

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Yes, I did just do the time warp (with singing) in the living room with Revna. No zoomies of course… just our pet & play routine - sort of a nose boop/pretend bite sort of thing (teeth never touch my skin). One has to do the time warp when one hears the time warp. Rules is rules

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ᗩᖇᑕTIᑕ ᐯEᒪOᑕIᑭEᗪIᔕT(@UrbaniteAlaska) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Darn it most of Revna’s TikTok videos lost their sound. We had some cool mountain summit moments on there. Anyway, there is still this one. Sound on.

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I should try raising ducks someday. Not where I’m at, and might be complicated where I want to go, but I love duck eggs (and duck, and am sort of a realist when it comes to the ultimate fate of livestock thanks to living on a ranch, I guess - not that I don’t love them all).

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ᗩᖇᑕTIᑕ ᐯEᒪOᑕIᑭEᗪIᔕT(@UrbaniteAlaska) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If they did this in three, they did it in all. We will all surrender our rights slowly but surely until we put a stop this, and I gots to tell you, we are so far along, I don’t think that will be easy. Sooner the better though, it gets messier the more we wait.

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This is sadly where we are at. A sitting Senator encouraging violence against Americans exercising their first amendment rights. Senate will do and say nothing of course, but he should be stripped of office. Bad choices have consequences for everyone but conservatives it seems.

This is sadly where we are at. A sitting Senator encouraging violence against Americans exercising their first amendment rights. Senate will do and say nothing of course, but he should be stripped of office. Bad choices have consequences for everyone but conservatives it seems.
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Being raised by someone who was an orphan during the depression, and knowing back to my greats well… it just blows me away how many people these days are working against their own best interests because some rich business guy or preacher ripping them off told them to.

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Naw… I read all of Norman Mcclean’s stories to my kid when he was little - River Runs through of course, but also Logging and Pimping with Jim. He never got to know his Greats, but those could have been their stories - they grew up just northwest of Norman at the same time.

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Warning! New doggo scam. Dropping the treato reward for a good response to a command and then pretending it was just a random treato when pointed out and then pretending payment is still due. 😉

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An entire Twitter thread with lots of approving responses on the value of inbreeding focused on why one should personally do it, with some half-science involved.

This place has really, really, really gone down the shitter.

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No legal expert (at all), but I can't help but wonder if they didn't punt on this in fear we will finally get off our asses and forcefully say, 'Enough is enough' (not proposing violence). The right to assemble and protest is one of our very foundational rights.

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I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said, 'You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away'
I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair

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The irony of shit really gets me sometimes. The current 'the state won't give me free money to indoctrinate my kids in the religion with the teachings I in no way follow between ranting about the gubermint' is right up there with 'Small PFDs are socialism.' 🤷

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I think it’s sort of telling that evil, mean Barbie thinks her and her angry follower’s opinions matter more than the constitution. But then we all know Allllllaaaard is just pandering to the repulsive masses.

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