🚨🚨🚨KKKristi Noem has led her book tour to a gravel pit.

Delicious.

Why is Donny Deutsch wearing Jeffrey Dahmer's glasses? MSNBC

🔥🔥🔥'That's exactly what missionary with Trump feels like, a dead brain-eating worm.' - Stormy's response to RFK Jr.'s news.

Too late to amend this? I'd switch up my RFK Jr. ear worm playlist to be only alternative rock hits produced by Steve Albini.

Dude had a fatal grabber in the studio.

Holy Shit. Gen X lost an alternative rock icon. Steve Albini died at 61.

Print these out and wrap your MAGA toxic family member kid's graduation presents in Trump's felony election interference trial transcripts.

Update: When JFK Jr.'s brain worm was found, it was wearing miniature silk pajamas.

Two enter, one or better yet, none leaves. -- All I want is a pay-per-view Thunderdome with the Dad from the Mrs. T's pierogies commercial versus the woman from the Jardiance commercial.

If I programmed a radio station, today would be back to back hits that you can't get out of your mind after hearing them, 'RFK Jr.'s Ear Worms!'

Joe Biden's next TV spot: I've never been spanked by a pornstar. My brain hasn't been eaten by worms. C'mon folks, give me four more years.

Von ShitzinPants and Bon WormatehisBrain.

If Maya Rudolph doesn't play RJK Jr's worm on SNL this weekend, what are we even doing here?

Dr: I have good news and bad news.
RFK Jr.: Hit me with the good news.
Dr: One of the worms your brain is riddled with is dead.

Just Timothée Chalamet, riding the worm in RFK Jr.'s brain. As it was written.

🔥🔥🔥Dennis Rodman has endorsed RFK Jr.

RFK Jr.'s new campaign lawn signs.

OMG. Not even sheep dewormer can help these inbreeders. RFK Jr says he has a dead worm in his brain. -- I repeat, the worm starved to death because there's nothing at all in RFK Jr's grey matter.