When you go to pick your kid up from cubs. Its monthly church parade on sunday. Also mothers day no intention of missing my mothers day lie in till the little xxx decided to volunteer to do a reading 🙄

Annual PSA... take your Turkey out the freezer

It’s a clever touch that his pants are on fire.

Jeeves and Wooster at Octagon Theatre was brilliant.

The #accessibility was great they really put the work in for the mothership who said that the audio description was the best she’d ever experience.

Phoenix, the mothership’s guide dog, was enthralled with dashing about too.

Is it really that hard? Anyone with an ounce of sense wants Israel to defeat the invaders terrorising their civilians. But by the same token, anyone with an ounce of sense wants Israel to cease terrorising the Palestinians. Why do some people find this so hard?

Really love the fact I'm gonna have to go back to Sainsbury's to get a refund on my sons school shoes as before he got off our drive the velcro started coming away. Less than 10 minutes on his feet. #fuming #buycheapbuytwice #sainsburys

Settle the debate once and for all.

Torn over whether to report or mind my own. Almost every day I see someone squeeze 5 or 6 kids in a Nissan micra from my kids school. Unsafe

Torn over whether to report or mind my own. Almost every day I see someone squeeze 5 or 6 kids in a Nissan micra from my kids school. Unsafe

Hardly anyone knows about this. If you’ve lost your ID you can still vote by applying for an emergency proxy until 5pm on polling day. Don’t lose your chance to vote the Tories out.

The BBC photographer and the picture editor get all the bonuses today;

My guess is Daisy's flower giver is her brother and the mum that just walked in is dying

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The awkward moment when you're at a NYE party and they're all friends of friends I see once a year at new year and someone hasnt got their hubby with them. Had to sneakily ask the mutual friend where he was in case theyve split ( no split just out with his bro)

So annoyed with myself... it's normal bin day but assumed it would be tomorrow it being Bank Holiday theyve just gone past!. FFS

Well this is awkward. Looks like I have a load of promises that I suddenly have to honour. 🥴

Annual PSA for anyone who may need it. Go lift the turkey out the freezer

The Ken Lothario storyline needs to end and giving a 12 year old a pass the parcel type seriously! #corrie

As part of International Men's Day, Manchester Men Speak Up co-founder Neil spoke to Dr. Jeremy Oates, Consultant Urological Surgeon at The Christie.

They discussed risk factors, causes, treatment & what to look out for in a wide-ranging interview.

ow.ly/S49s50LI44C

Me [to 7 y/o]: What did the Metro say about Rishi Sunak today?

7y/o: 'That he's picked up heavy furniture and thrown it.

Metro: 'Rishi Sunak launches his cabinet...'

Ah.