Introducing DK: Dungeon Kongs, a TTRPG about grunting like an ape and spinning bananas, written to the beat of the DK Rap.

I still think about a job posting for an executive assistant that had the requirement 'Must not be easily hurt.' Imagine taking daily psychic damage for the privilege of getting coffee for the line producer of 'The Mother's Day Brunch Challenge, Season 12'

stop RTing A*I* sludge onto everyone's feed, thanks

Let Walton Goggins host Jeopardy but only as a character he can’t reveal until taping starts

New cover art for Boss Dragons & Scrambled Eggs: The Frasier RPG. Slay goblins, untangle psyches, drink sherry. This is more canon than the reboot bit.ly/2G79jYK

It was a joy bringing you Fade, Rhapsody, and the seasonal trailers. Thanks to everyone who played!

It's been such an honor writing with this amazing team

If things happen, you can find me here instagram.com/vectorbelly.co…

We’re hiring a writer for Apex Legends Mobile! The role involves characters, dialogue, scripts, in-game copy, and more. Full-time remote. RT's appreciated. Come join our squad! ea.gr8people.com/jobs/175080/te…

I'm making a cartoon for Cartoon Network! It's called 'Tib Tub, We Need You!'

There's a baby in the apartment upstairs

The Street Fighter: The Official Street Food Cookbook is out today! I can't believe I have 3 cookbooks out.

Special thanks to my partner Jeff Rosenthal for all the help and eating everything!

Thanks also to Kate McKean, Barbell Roegadyn, 2023 more like 202-me, and Orcs are just cool! for the assists!

If we could somehow harness the chaotic energy of kids playing local multiplayer and figuring out all 4 controllers can operate the menu screen at the same time...

Dog Airport Game is OUT NOW on Steam and Xbox Series X|S, and this is our launch trailer!
Yes, really!!!

- Travel open transit hubs!
- Meet weird stock photo dogs!
- Solve their problems!
- Buy our cool dog game!!

PC: store.steampowered.com/app/1246250/An…
XBOX: microsoft.com/en-us/p/an-air…

Rewatching The Last Man on Earth and the episode Silent Night with the appendectomy is still incredible. A very underrated show.

robber: give me your wallet
me: do your thing patricia
girl im on a date with who’s profile said she enjoys karaoke but I read it as karate: what?