this is the most disgusting thing I've seen all day

thats enough twitter for me

Yeah, well, when the one on the left looks like a legitimate graph, and the one on the right looks as if a kindergartener drew it- guess wich one i believe most?

why are they harvesting our balls 🤨

same vibes

Acura is an 'inbetween' company. These are often subcompanies of much larger car companies that are inbetween two genres. Accura is inbetween sports cars and luxury cars.

either green or black. I dont fw the ocean, money is overrated, and time travel is extremely dangerous.

We have a mental health month?

damn g who does your shopping, Patrick star?

I'm like maybe 15 percent joking when I say this country lost its way when the pickup truck changed from the utilitarian workhorse of the common folk into a monstrosity that can't fit anywhere and seems precision engineered to flatten toddlers

yeah and women killed it

'would you like my seat ma-'

'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND ✋'

“Scary new discord token scam” and its just this

man....man made atrocity that is.

all of them

I really don't like what this implies...

don't fucking ban NSFW content on twitter. Thats like, 60 to 80% of Twitter. you'll only shoot yourself in the foot and make us hate you.