Calling all OREGON peeps—particularly Clack Co and PDX. I was walking by a golf course today when some intoxicated jerks took a shot at me/ hit me in the jaw, leaving me with a hairline fracture. Instead of apologizing, they laughed at me? Do you know who these asshats are?

Who needs to pay for campaign advertising when videos like this are being made?

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Photos that don't look real but are - thread 🧵

1. Cranberry harvest by Kristina Makeeva

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Hairball 🌊 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🌻🇺🇦 ✌️ I’m in rural East Texas. They’d vote for a fence post if it was painted red. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Odell Bunton Jr is a 10!!! Goosebumps!
#AmericanIdol

Not feeling Jennifer Jeffries.😑
#AmericanIdol

Hat tip to BjAtkinson

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MacKenzie gave me goosebumps.
#AmericanIdol

This.

From Facebook:
“A professor gave a balloon to every student, who had to inflate it, write their name on it and throw it in the hallway. After the professor mixed all the balloons up, the students were given 5 minutes to find their own balloon. Despite a hectic search, no one…

Turtles were basking in the sun this morning at Lincoln Park's North Pond.

Where are the Community Notes??

So exciting first time seeing a rainbow this large!! Just a little while ago coming out of Trader Joe’s in Calabasas 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

Little Bobby wasn’t in great shape when he came in on Friday. An older boy who’d been abandoned by a Western family here who went home. He’d been dragged under a car this week. A very typical threat for street dogs.

He’s started to recover nicely… (1/5) 🧵

Not true.

IN CASE OF FIRE:

1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.

2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.

3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.

4) Exit.

“Ducresne, really? Just this week it was reported that an illegal agnalegalfim was happening and would you look at this” #DementiaDon