Also I'm just way too tired to be social these days.

every girl is defined by their one lost love. and by that i mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life

Out:
girlbossing

In:
girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

Always impressed by how fast the stray chin hairs grow.

Soon Sad Girl Summer will be replaced with Sad Girl Autumn. ☀️🍂

I apologised to my husband for not finishing the task I had planned for today.

He said, “Yes, but how many side quests did you get done along the way?”

I feel seen - my whole life is main quests being disrupted by side quests.

#Neurodivergent

When you need to come up with new fantasies because all your old ones just make you sad.

I so very much appreciate that 'jump to recipe' buttons are standard these days.

I need to find a way to be a billionaire so I can buy all of these completely unnecessary housewares from Anthropologie.

Once upon a time, I dated this guy and I’d get him coffee every morning the way he liked it and wrote a note on the cup.

I don’t think I can ever be that person again. Sometimes I wonder if he ever thinks about that, and if someone has ever loved him like that since.

Thanks to Mirena, I haven't had a period in more than 4 years now. While I did enjoy being in touch with my hormones for a couple years prior, it's worth it not to lose 25% of my life to inconvenient bleeding.

I like the clarity of pretzels. You simply keep eating until they’re all gone, or your tongue starts to bleed.

#TMI Nothing like starting the day by grazing your labia while shaving.

Women who want me for my assets are gold diggers.
Women who don't want me for my assets are broken.

Maybe try being a human being and seeing others as human beings?