The joke here is so easy I don't even want to try

Or as we call it, giving the aux to a swiftie these days.

As if I wasn't already having a bad day, Arsenal decide to fuck it up even more :))

Anyone in Karachi who may have an Air Boot cast I can borrow/rent for 4-6 weeks? Please help!
#Karachi

Shit ton of work to do, and cannot feel an ounce of urgency. I'm dead aren't I?

One of my fav (but v stupid) French-English jokes.

Two cats are crossing a river. One of them is English and called 'one two three'. The other one is French and called 'un deux trois'. Only one of them manages to successfully cross the river. Which one made it?

Kinda sorta on track??

Fig. 1.1: The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Banda ek LED aur ek safed kapra use kar leta hai ...

LBJ is such a clown I love it! 😅😂😂

Is this where you air people over chat? I thought we called it ghosting?

Ever been in a position where you have three things you want to do at the same time and all are tempting and you can't decide what to?

I mean, we shave and get a haircut too 🤷

This was a one-off event to mark Eid. The Supreme Court ruled in 2014 that it’s permitted to open city council meetings with prayers for ceremonial purposes that don’t violate the Establishment Clause. It’s common to do this on religious holidays, and it’s why NYC is awesome.

Today has been what we call 'ass'
Can't wait for it to be tomorrow

“As I often say, Ramadan is the Eid of New York City”

Mananay walon ko Eid, aur na mananay walon ko chuttiyan mubarak!

Legion was the best thing to ever happen to experimental television shows

If there wasn't already a perfectly clear answer to this, it would be a fun exercise

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