We do not want a two factor authentication code. We want to drink ice cold coconut water, unbothered

What if instead of aging like fine wine you aged like coconut water before its expiration date

Y=mx+b

Yum = [Coconut M🌴LK x 2] + Barista M🌴LK

Our eighth grade math teacher would be so proud

Have you ever finished only half of a coconut water? What was it like not finishing the other half?

We 💙 our moms

If I text you “🥥🏃🏽‍♀️🔜” it means drop everything, run to the bodega as fast as your little legs can go, and bring me some darn Vita Coco

Shoutout to the social media managers who keep this platform pretty cool 😎

Guess what’s in my hand right now

What’s cooler than being cool? Ice. Cold…………………………………………

Coconut water. Lol sorry rough day

We had to explain to our boss that we haven’t been working today because we’ve been busy writing the diss track to end all diss tracks

The first thing we think about when we wake up is coconut water

We love you so much that we make coconut water for you. Now that’s a real, pure love

What would be something super unhinged that we could tweet to stir up some drama on the timeline

Hear us out: at your wedding reception, you hand out coconut water to your guests. One on the way in, one on the way out. Hydration for endless dancing AND no hangover the next day. You just won wedding szn

Can someone send the name of a cake maker who makes those cakes that look like real life objects? The ones that look like you’re cutting into a pair of jeans or a latte? We want a Vita Coco cake

Reply with a coconut joke and if it’s funnier than ours we’ll send you free coconut water

Don’t you think Vita Coco would make a super cute dog’s name? A little dog, like a Yorkie or French Bulldog 🙂‍↔️

Having one of ~those~ Mondays? Sounds like you should have one of ~those~ coconut waters

You’re a good friend vitacoco.com/pages/hangover…

Saturdays are for Vita Coco. But actually just every day