Would be cool to see this picture of Geddy Lee get RTed 2112 times.

Patriot Games | Men’s Mile

🥇 Oscar Counsell, 4:16.35 - a new PR!!

#AUTF | #BeAnEagle 🦅👟

CONGRATS to Oscar Counsell for earning his second Patriot League Rookie of the Week award!

#AUXC | #BeAnEagle 🦅👟 bit.ly/2XrmeTk

Oscar Counsell earns first Patriot League Rookie of the Week selection of the season for #AUXC !

Way to go, Oscar 👏👏

#BeAnEagle 🦅👟 bit.ly/3ul8d5D

My teenage son, listening to She Blinded Me With Science: This song was a big hit, right? And people say the music we listen to today is dumb!

I've lived in NYC a while now, but dude INSIDE with a giant umbrella is a new one. #innovator instagram.com/p/-STky9CTSN/

Sorry all other record covers: Commodores shirtless in profile wins. instagram.com/p/4ZJJYkCTUD/

My son calls Hi-C Fruit Punch 'Hick-C' and I see no point in correcting him

I just voted for GE as the week's best ad, and I meant it. adweek.it/1GJ0Oju #Top5GE

Learning: if you want strangers to give you pitying looks, walk down 5th Avenue whilst eating a sausage mcmuffin. (Hashbrowns, no biggie)

I hate self-congratulatory tweets, so can someone else tweet about how many Girl Scout cookies I can down in one sitting? #shitton

If Hell does exist, I'm pretty sure it involves working as a pretzel vendor in Penn Station, at least in some capacity... #scaredstraight

It's sad I got a Facebook friend request from my gym. What's worse: I'm waiting a few days to accept so I don't seem too eager. #playitcool

How to beat the Winter Blues:
1) Play 'Ah Leah' by Donnie Iris at loud volume
2) Make out with somebody
#lifehack #shittotallyworks

I voted for #Dreamfearlessly from American Family Insurance to be this year's #TopSpot2015 #SB49 birdops.com/card/bvqpp/html

Yes, yes I know this is a 'balloon jetpack'... still it brings different sort of rocket to mind...

Trying to wizard this Tuesday up to BlackSabbath levels, but it's going all Whitesnake on me. #Sabotage -d

My Mom gave me these 'European' salt & pepper shakers, then left me to draw my own conclusions.… instagram.com/p/xMlidWCTYH/

How worried should I be that I've been replaced by 'fish' on my son's family chart? #catsinthecradle instagram.com/p/w_bvyFiTVP/

I know where you can put that selfie stick to get a truly game-changing selfie! #PhotoTips #SelfieCanyon