With next month being the gayest month of all, I'd like to go on record by saying that anyone who tears down a gay flag and replaces it with a Confederate flag, shall receive a plane ticket to a former Confederate state. That'll learn you!

I don't know why @stellaparton blocked me. Unless she's one those right wingers using a parody account. Those people are just annoying.

Simply awful. The only flag that should fly in the US is the gay flag. All other flags are too divisive.

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Give me some money.

Now this is what I call education! A vote for me is a vote to get this kind of entertaining learning into every classroom in America. As your Senator, I promise to do this.

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I hope you Mexicans vote for me for the Senate. I'll fix it so you can live in the extra bedrooms of Americans and they'll pay for your food and Disney+.

I can't wait until I'm elected to the Senate so I can fly the flags of other countries.

Fellow travelers, I beseech thee, do not do this! If you die as a result of setting yourself afire, and you die, it'll be way harder for you to vote. Please be nice!

Please donate to my campaign for all the things I'm running for.

Plus, buy me the new Taylor Swift album. On vinyl.

I had no idea that black people ate our greatest president,Joe Biden's uncle. He was probably a racist and we'll just consider this as the beginning of reparations.

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Everybody help these poor immigrants! Find out where they are in your neighborhood and take them some good old Tennessee BBQ! It'll prove once and for all, who loves immigrants more, us or those filthy Republicans!
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If only they had more gays and transexuals, they would have beat Russia already. You can count on me to be busy in the Senate, sending Ukraine money for hiring more of both.
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He's right! This is the kind of murder I can support all day long.
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I want to go on record by saying I'm not in favor of cousins marrying. Unless they are gay or transsexual cousins, that's ok because they can't breed and make more people because we already have enough. We also need more immigrants in our country because we don't have enough.

A vote for me is a vote to ban knives as well. I'm not one track minded, I'm smart enough to think about banning multiple things all at once. Send me money and vote for me. In that order.
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Vote for me for the things I'm running for, maybe I'll win one. If I do, I will take away your gun rights, thus making you safer because I care. I will keep armed guards around me because the job you elect me to is more important than you or your safety. But you'll be safe.

Does anyone else's eyes hurt?

I don't know about The Rapture, but I surely got a rupture from leaning back to far to see the sun. How do y'all treat one, I'm figuring my fans are experienced with this.

Never forget.... the biggest threat to our country is white supremacists.

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At long last, the M16 will no longer be a weapon of war! This is a major win!

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