The 'f*ck your feelings' crowd are having the butthurts on a level that even people with serious injuries to their buttholes cannot fathom.

Irony cries as a bunch of homophobes fight to put Desantis' and tRump's dicks in their mouths at once. Unfortunately, this does not constitute a choking hazard.

Love us or hate us or don't care at all.
Whatever the case tonight is our ball.
Americans of all colors and Americans of all creeds.
Finding the places where humanity bleeds.
Not for the money and not for the fame.
Knowing full well the price of the game.
Happy Birthday Marines

As a perpetually pissed off optimist, I am amazed and in awe of those of you who remain relentlessly positive and full of hope while facing down some of the dumbest bullshit that's ever gone down in the Milky Way. A**holes can't take your shine, which makes you all stars.👍

I remember my tough as nails grandpa telling me back in the day, 'What makes a real man is getting a rich old guy to give you money for lying and doing a podcast.'... Sarcasm emoji.

Do have to give Pennsylvania props. At least your new Senator will be having turkey for Thanksgiving and not visiting Turkey for Thanksgiving.👍

Ginny Foxx, aka Freddy Kruger's mom, has won her 854th term as a representative of NC's Fifth District. A special shout out to the Democratic Party for treating her opponent, KP for NC, like he never had a chance in the first place. Hard to win a battle when you aren't willing to fight. F*ck.

Not going to say Ted Budd cheated to win his NC Senate seat. What I'm going to say is there's a lot of dumba**, motherf*cking, redneck pieces of sh*t in NC who would vote for cancer if they knew it would own the libs. Hard to believe I live around this much goddamn idiocy. FFS🤦‍♂️

Remember when Republicans cried about all votes not being counted in 1 night when it took a month for the Supreme Court to finally install W's dumbass? They sure didn't cry about it in 2016 either. If we're a collection of snowflakes, maga has become a collection gnat farts. 🦟💨

Why is my strait white ass an ally to LGBTGIA+ folks? Because they're brave as f*ck simply being who they want to be. Why is my strait white ass an ally to black folks? Because they're brave as f*ck just walking out the house. If you have to be brave to be free, I'm your ally.

'I'm a demigod of the corporate elite who will be remembered for Earthlings colonizing the Universe and changing the entire monetary system!!!... Now give me $8 you plebe!!!' 😄😅😂😄😅😂😄😅😂 What a f*cking clown show.

Other than giving potential foreign adversaries Top Secret strategic nuke documents, about the most unAmerican thing a person can do is pledge allegiance to a single politician. That makes a person a subject. A servant to a king. Americans are not supposed to play that sh*t.

We went from 'Don't sit too close to the TV, it'll hurt your eyes' to 'Strap the TV to your head like ski goggles, it'll be fun!!!' Seems legit.

I'll always get a chuckle out of some 57 yr old man with a big grey beard and beer gut, wearing a denim vest calling himself a PROUD BOY. If you're a grown ass man calling yourself a proud boy you're no more than a juvenile delinquent with erectile dysfunction and hypertension.

Posting a picture of a nazi with caged birds on twitter may be the most honest thing Elon has ever posted. JFC

Poverty and desperation create more crime than any other factors. Poverty creates desperation, and desperation creates human beings constantly doing crazy sh*t. Republicans cry about crime, and yet, will not shed a single f*cking tear for the unimaginable conditions causing it.

Tulsi Blabhard turned into a neo nazi faster than a greased turd sliding down tRump's pant leg.

The # 1 reason I will always hate Twitter is that because of it I know that Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, Jack Probesiac, Glass Shards and Burlap, and Nick Adams actually exist. Never knowing of those two bit swiveling sh*t blisters would have been priceless.

This f*cking guy.🙄 Nothing more sincere and apologetic than a billionaire telling thousands of people who just lost their jobs that his biggest mistake was hiring them in the first place. ELAn isn't the first pasty a** egomaniac to run twitter, that's a fact Jack.