Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water.

Why? Who the fuck dug a well on the top of a hill?

Crikey!

Almost a whole Sunday without seeing a Tweet from any bike nonces

It's been perfect

You can absolutely see why the 'elites' want to cull them

It's impossible to choose between these two renditions of 'we're all alone now'

Both are perfect in different ways

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Do you agree with this? 👏

Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?

Spot on Tommy

The fact that an MP can seamlessly hop from the Conservative Party to Labour tells you one thing; that Labour is not sufficiently different to the Tories 🚨🚨🚨

Jake R Carslaw 🇿🇦🇬🇧🇺🇸 I saw this earlier. And thought: 'wow'

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I phoned the Samaritans and they said I was number 23 in the queue. So I reached out to a complete stranger who thought they’d got through to Waitrose and wanted to complain about a distinct lack of mung bean salad. Made my problems seem insignificant Dud🍻🚬

Cat, meet pigeons 😎
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Bank robbers used to cover their faces in my day. Oh how things have changed 🤬

You are going to be taxed to oblivion. As I warned before Xmas the government are telling lies, interest rates will not go down they will go up. Inflation will come back worse and so will energy bills. Transport is a major target to hit peoples pockets
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They are willing to go to war with their own kind over a mere game, meanwhile they offer no resistance as the parasite class moves in to take their wealth, health and freedoms.

'Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt.'

If you decide to buy gold because everyone from Warren Buffet to Frank the spot welder down the working mens club is punting it out as a sound investment in these times, remember this...if you have to go through a third party holding company to access it, it isn't yours.
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🇬🇧 This is the Climate Choir

Here they are protesting the perceived lack of action on Climate Change.

The West has a significant mental health crisis.

Electric Blue🧢🖌 They just had PX on their Taycan refused?

Egg yolk, red meat, and real butter are good for you.

Don’t let them lie to you.

Mike Graham 🇬🇧 Howard Cox Jeremy Clarkson I just filled up a big New Vauxhall Diesel Service Van which is used for Gas and Electrical repairs in Industrial Kitchens all over Scotland. Range 740 miles. Equivalent size Electric Van 109 miles unloaded in warm weather. The life blood of…

Bright as a button, sharp as a tack 🤣🤣🤣🤣