Next time you’re at the cinema, notice who’s
The Chair of the Board of Film classification now…..

New material tomorrow! Come see me fail gloriously xx

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Watching the Hand that Rocks the Cradle with the eldest. Forgot how fucking evil that film is.

5 months to go and we’ve already had 3 men offering themselves as judges for our film festival for women. Yaaayy.

Writing in a cafe in between two people shouting into their laptops on meetings. Wtf? Is this the norm now?

Hey Grant Gillespie ! Is Carol one of the girls in this?

Just hanging about online. Buying things I don’t need, that I’m not sure even exist.

If Liz Bloody Truss can write a book, so can you. Crack on.

Same.

Who did James Vowles piss off in Drive to Survive 6? They’ve made him look like a moron.

CATERHAM COMEDY ft ALISTAIR WILLIAMS
Fri 3rd May 8pm
Soper Hall #Caterham #UKcomedy

House of Stand Up
LINE-UP
Alistair Williams
Wendy Wason
MC Mark Row
Samira Banks
Lucas Jefcoate

TIX
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#JOKEPIT THE BEST⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐INDEPENDENT COMEDY CLUBS

There’s something amazing spending quality time with old friends and their delightful kids and seeing what wonderful parents they are. Happy Easter! ❤️ 🐣GARY MCLINTOCH Katie McHugh Lucy Porter Justin Edwards

There’s a conversation on a WhatsApp I’m on about how little you can “get away with” paying a babysitter. Why would you underpay someone you trust with your children? What the fuck?

So many guys in the FBI and I’ve never met a teenage girl who can’t find out the name of her boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s dog’s name in five seconds flat.

Lovely gig last night although if you’re expecting a laugh after tearing into Coldplay, best not to do it in front of Chris Martin’s brother. Thanks James Redmond x

When and how did Camilla go from Queen Consort to Queen? I thought that wasn’t allowed.

How it looks when the fetus throws a tantrum

This is going to be so good. I love a gig where I really enjoy al the other acts. Right bunch of smashers tonight!

Love my pals’ hot takes on the Royals.
Me: I mean it’s not a job you’d sign up for.
My pal: I know. And the clothes they have to wear are shit…
🤨

Also “they’re sponging off the tax payers” and “they’re cashing in on their Royal titles” Wtf do you want them to do? And why do you care? I Pick a plot line.