When you miss the beach this fall, just hold up a can of White Claw to your ear and you’ll hear the ocean

“Work happy hours” are all about looking professional and drinking a singular White Claw

People will open a White Claw and immediately feel like their day is better (I’m people)

Them: you saved my life
Me: I'm literally just a can of hard seltzer

They’re cute: 🥰🥰🥰🥰
They’re single: 🥰🥰🥰🥰
They don’t like White Claw: 😭😭😭😭

Making evening plans for this week:

Currently displaying signs that I’m in need of a little treat (White Claw)

Streets are saying Vodka + Soda is an entire personality trait

Okay but who would win in a roast

Dating apps deleted. You’re going to have to guess my favorite White Claw flavor at the bar after work.

You’re not sad, it’s just not White Claw Wednesday yet.

When 5 PM rolls around, it’s our time to shine

Some of y’all don’t enjoy 5PM like I do

Send tweet.

There are so many movies out right now. Finally, I can:
✅Sit
✅Drink
✅Air Conditioning

Be honest… how many times have you asked us to sponsor you

Asked for a White Claw at the bar… they did not understand the assignment.

“I do not celebrate White Claw Wednesday”
-big sad
-soulless
-massive bummer

“Happy White Claw Wednesday”
-a thing of beauty
-top tier human
-slay

I just know somewhere my ex is defending Mango White Claw

Hey I was just talking to everybody. They’re mad at you for shaking up every White Claw and putting it back in the cooler :(