Was twitter ever fun? Or did it just seem fun?

Just because you call someone a bitch mouth crackhead fucknugget, it's like some people just can't take a joke.

Cody: you should spend more time on twitter.

Cody’s mom: I’m not spending more time with those lunatics. No way.

Someone rolled around in recently cut grass.🥰

fauxlosopher Gotta wonder what is so lacking in some people's lives that they try to embarrass strangers for entertainment.

The landing.😂

Who wants to contribute to the Quynh. taser fund that Leona Lioness and i have been tasked with starting?🥹

I haven't been home in a couple days and my mom just sent me a picture of my dog sleeping on my bed waiting for me...My heart is broken 💔

Happy Earth day to you!

A song Tom Paxton wrote for the first earth day, 54 years ago.
youtube.com/watch?v=k9bOF7…

'It's all lies.'

I spend a lot of time trying to make sense of my current realities.

Good morning from the alleged “Worst dog EVER 🤢”

I’m always sad when people don’t like certain tweets. It’s like “I wish they ‘liked’ that subtweet of me from that asshole so i can finally block them!”

Central casting?

I’m much better at making enemies than friends.

Give nature a chance!!

Sometimes I wonder why I’m here. Other times I don’t give a shit.

Just realized I have clean scrubs for tomorrow...life is so good.