Miles away from his gaff because he's worried I'm about

Scenes when he turns into an absolute fat cunt

Death
Taxes
BT having a shit trim

Some things are constants in life

Told Boring Trousers I was in his manor. Told him to meet me for a scrap. Where is he? NOWHERE. Fake bod ran out of his own town

Niall Anglo been moving mad

Bombshells? More like Stinkbombshells. Ponging up the place

Ban all Indians from Twitter. No exceptions, no excuses

'PhD in human rights'. Shame that doesn't cover not getting stabbed

Serf now posting videos of prostitutes with Bowden narration over the top. WASHED

Hearing that Callum Hudson-Odoi and the Famileigh (not Darcy) were regulars at P Diddy's mansion

Carly Johnson you are my world.

Get Ben Russell on the new Stupid Bint podcast.

Just playing Boring Trousers on ultimate team and his dads kicked off!

It is crazy how the patron saint of the last however many centuries can't be considered English, but someone who got here last year with a string of sex offence convictions behind them is and it's racist to say otherwise or do anything about it

>Look at the people praising the Jaccuse article
>They all have anime profile pictures

Ooooo Shiver me Timbers

Just had a massive shit, really good. Feeling euphoric after that one. A proper stinker as well