Fairs, my final EVER Mbappe hate-watch session was very successful

Can we talk about how his friends at Uefa gave KHELAIFI the easiest run to the final, Sociedad, Barcelona and Dortmund they STILL couldn’t make it. I love watching him lose.

JUDE BELLINGHAM against his old club at Wembley? Scriptwriters you know what to do, we NEED that.

Gonçalo Ramos scored that one Hattrick and people said he should be playing instead of Ronaldo. He is a scam.

This Gonçalo Ramos guy STINKS

Kylian Mbappe, your team needs you.

Look at Davies face, he wants this to be his home.

Toni Kroos got a new celebration for tomorrow if he scores

I’ve been Hate-Watching Ten Hags Man United ever since he kicked Ronaldo out and WOW, I have to say it might just be the greatest 18 months of hate-watch ever.

What has Ten Hag done to my boy Casemiro? It’s sad seeing him like this. Honestly, players need to stop going to that club. It’s career suicide.

Real Madrid winning the league means we are going to get another live Ancelotti concert

It’s been almost a decade in making, it better be the best damn announcement we have ever seen

I swear Florentino Perez is the only man who can get Zidane back into coaching because this guy just wants to enjoy life and watch football as a fan and not have the stress of coaching.

This would be us if we didn’t let shitty Atletico Madrid beat us

Don Florentino Perez a GENIUS. Investing early in future Real Madrid targets because he can see into the future. The greatest president of all time.

Fede Valverde has to be Ancelotti’s favourite player, he has played him in every single game this season

Hilarious how Griezmann has been in La Liga for 14 years and has 0 league titles and Arda Guler joined like 2 minutes ago ALREADY has a league title.

Didn’t even really celebrate the league title because we got some serious business to take care of on Wednesday. Can’t believe Real Madrid are 2 wins away from the FIFTEENTH CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.

Imagine being a Barcelona fan right now, you just saw ur biggest rival cook you in the league by 14 POINTS and now you see that Real Madrid are about to ALSO add this monster to their team next season. DARK TIMES ahead for Barca and their fans.

Ancelotti is too funny 🤣