“Here’s something: Blur played at Coachella, and they were not pleased with the crowd’s tepid response. Did you see this, Ed? I mean, come on: Blur’s an iconic Britpop band. What did those Coachella attendees expect to find in the middle of the desert: an Oasis?”

Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) Brilliant analysis

no thank you!

don’t make me tap the sign

dune part two if it came out in 2007

Do you think they use Jira

The important part about trading shitcos is not forgetting you're holding hot potato garbage.
Build enough confidence in the hype that you can understand the growth/turnaround story, wait for the catalyst, and get out.
Don't forget your garbage is garbage.

what are we doing here

Shogun is a timeless and powerful reminder that no matter what country we come from, what language we speak, or what we believe in, we must unite against our common foe: the Portuguese

oh yay! [pause] oh no. oh no oh no. twitter.com/YesWeExistIndi…

I am not, because London is for visiting

10 downing street

Once you understand the UK is organised for the benefit of old people who think they're actually hard done by, British politics suddenly becomes vastly more legible. The worst thing is, even when they're told how much they benefit from the system, they think it's only their due.

If you are in your 30/40's and went paddling in the sea as child in the 90's there was at least 3x as much sewage in the sea as today.

If you went in the sea in the 70s or 80s it was likely 5x higher, but nobody was really looking.

one of the most obvious signs of infantilization today is the amount of people who seem to not understand that society stops being separated into different age groups after high school

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To make my last tweet a fair trade, here's Dune Part Two's score over Star Wars

This one Ladybird illustration was brutal. Puritanism and its offshoots never really recovered, a perfect wordless rebuttal.

The crazy thing about the shambolic UK economy is they're at or near the leading edge on stuff like AI and pharmaceutical innovation.

It's an advanced society immiserating itself with bad land use policy and inadequate infrastructure.