PAY BLOBY ONE THOSAND POUNDS FOR A PREMIUM REGORGITATION SESSION

SOME TAKE CARE OF MUSK WITH HYGEIENE- BUT BLOBYS PERFERS TO LET IT PROFLAGATE

STILL YOU ARE HERE SUCKING THE COCK OF THIS WICKED APP

BLOBY IS NOT REAL - BLOBY IS NOT GOING TO GET YOU

APERIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE DOCTOR EXPOLORING BLOBYS RECTUM SHOUTED OUT THAT IT IS THE GIRTHIEST RECTUM EVER SEEN!!!!

SIMON SAYS BUST A NUT

The War Blobby.

WET HUGS

WHY IS BLOBY SO MOIST???

OHHH HO HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUBMIT URSELF TO BLOBYS FAMOSE GRIP!!!!

BLOBY WAS NERELY TRAPPED BY THE SHEET AMOUNT OF UNDER GARMENTS TOSSED ON STAGE!!!!!

FEW MAY KNOW THIS TRIVIA- THAT GUNGE IS IN THE SAME FAMLY AS ECTO PLASM

1/2 As a BBC HR assistant traces down the list of numbers in the employee phone book with a panicked finger, trying to find any possible stand-in MOTD host, they turn the final page, revealing a single worn old post-it note. A number scribbled in haste with a leaky biro.

IF YOU SEE BLOBY SCRUBBING A COPS SCALP OFF WITH BLOBYS ROUGH TAINT: NO YOU DIDNT

SOME TIMES LATE AT NIGHT BLOBY AROUSES TO FIND ONE OF THE BLOKES FROM THE LEMONADE FACTORY SECRETELY MILKING BLOBYS PARTS!!! SLY DEVIL

THE BEST THING ABOT GULPING SLUDGE IS THAT IT IS ALWYAS MYSTERY FLAVOUR

DONT MIND THE RAPID TICKELS- BLOBY IS PLAYING AIR GUITAR WHILST STANDING DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU

YOU MUST CHISEL THEM IN GRANITE AND POST THEM TO TUMBLR

DO NOT ACUSE BLOBY OF CRIMES FOR BLOBY IS BEHOLDEN TO NO STATE OR CHARTER

RATHER- ACUSE BLOBY OF ATROCITES

NO ONE BELEIVES THE TRUTH THAT IT REALY STANDS FOR ‘BLOBYS BIG COCK ’

BLOBY DESCENDS FROM THE MOST HIGH MONTAINTOP WITH TRANSENDENT WISDOM:

U LOOK NICE TODAY