#SleepyDon

Before anyone gets too carried away… Adlinthins is the proper way to refer to people from the planet Adderall.

This guy literally never wears protection.

So, now we know Dwayne Johnson is just a big pussy.

It seems like Jared Kushner might be a viable option for bond money. Am I right?

We were all hostages from 2016-2020. #BloodBath

Funny how the people who tell us all to shut up and “speak American” are the ones who think the word “insurrectionist” means patriot and “criminal” means hostage. I’m not sure what language they’re speaking, but it sure doesn’t sound very American to me. #BloodBath

Come on people. We all know who Trump’s running mate is…

So, immigrants and women only matter if they can potentially win an Oscar?

“And the Lord uses the good ones
The bad ones use the Lord…”

— Michael Stanley

I’m all for giving Senator Katie Boyd Britt another 30 minutes of network television time to fucking apologize.

The Republicans now know how Papa Doc felt. Biden just had his Eight Mile moment. #SOTU2024

Unpopular opinion… Democrats really need Donald Trump to stay in this race.

“Person, Mercedes, Man, Camera, TV”

If Hunter Biden was the son of a Republican President, I guarantee you he’d be the nominee in ‘28.

Finally, I can wear a red hat that pisses off the right.

Disgusting what Elon Musk has done to this platform. Every other post is an ad for wireless bras and erectile dysfunction pills.

Let’s just get this out of the way…

Bill Clinton — Great President, Terrible Human Being.

I’m done.

Golden Bachelor casting casualties…