So Adolph was gone most of the summer due to 'health issues' and now she's back and she's mad. We didn't miss her. #horriblebosses

When you graduate college and can't find a job. You are stuck at your shitty retail job. #why #iamindebtfornothing #ihaveadegree

When the people you work with are really that stupid. #whydoyoumakemoremoney

Adolph actually let me leave a few minutes early! #score #yay #iloveleavingearly #myjobisterrible #prison

When your boss has the reading ability of a 5 year old, and she tries to explain something to you and you tell her its wrong. #bigmistake

Today in Nazi Germany, I was told I was going to get punched in the face if Adolph even saw my phone. #really ? #worksucks #Isweariminprison

Hello Twitter, I hope you find my work rants hilarious and not offensive. #heregoesnothing